Tamaki: "Good evening fair maidens! Allow me to welcome you all to this years Ouran Host Club Halloween event! Our theme this year is a murder mystery! Its a first for us but I'm certain you all shall enjoy it. So, without further a due, on with the festivities!
Hikaru: 'The scream of a beautiful young maiden could be heard coming from the third music room, a room usually abandoned were it not home to the school's notorious Host Club....'
Kaoru: 'Psst! Haruhi! That's you!'
Hikaru: 'It seems that the heroine is uncooperative boss!'
Haruhi: Sorry guys but I really need to study.
Tamaki: There's only one thing we can do then *snaps fingers* Kyoya!
Kyoya: Do TRY to refrain from trying to get my attention like I'm a dog Tamaki.
Tamaki: Eep! *hides*
Kyoya: *sigh* Haruhi, just shout 'help' or something and I'll excuse you from most of the dialog.
Haruhi: *grumble* Fine...
Hikaru: Lets try this